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Let’s say you get to choose two parents, two parents who retroactively raise you. You know what, that’s too negative, that’s like, implying your parents sucked and you want new parents, that’s not the case, that’s not what I’m getting at. Let’s say you got two pairs of parents, and you share a duplex or [...]

I wonder how many squirrels it would take to overpower and kill a man who was armed with say, a machete? Obviously the squirrels aren’t your typical see human, run away squirrels. These are like, vicious squirrel army squirrels. They’re not smart enough to go for major arteries or anything, but they can bite like [...]

My job doesn’t require a lot of thought, any thought. I sit on my butt all day, and file shit. It’s a pretty easy grind, and I kinda dig it. I usually bring my MP3 player to get my PodCast and audiobook on, actually I always bring my MP3 player, unless I forget it, which [...]