I can’t let this go unseen.

September 12th, 2009 | Tags: , ,

I had an amazing conversation with my friend Gaby about Cayce Pollard’s sex life (The protagonist from William Gibson’s novel, Pattern Recognition), which then lead into space ejaculations.

(01:11:23) Doctor Mowinckel: Wouldn’t it be fucked up if the Pattern Recognition film makes it to production, print, theatre release, and gets really popular?
(01:11:27) Doctor Mowinckel: That’d blow my fucking mind.
(01:11:44) Gaby: Yeah, i’d have to agree!
(01:11:59) Doctor Mowinckel: I bet they take some viral marketing angle with it.
(01:12:07) Doctor Mowinckel: ’cause how the footage worked in the novel.
(01:12:15) Doctor Mowinckel: Which would actually be kind of rad.
(01:12:42) Doctor Mowinckel: Wouldn’t it be awesome to see some clips from the footage we read about, popping up in torrent trackers, and shite?
(01:13:08) Gaby: That would be pretty awesome!
(01:13:21) Gaby: thats totally the angle Gibson would take if he were part of production, too.
(01:13:27) Gaby: Promoting that shit on torrent trackers.
(01:13:37) Doctor Mowinckel: From what I’ve read
(01:13:47) Doctor Mowinckel: He’s endorsed the Pattern Recognition film
(01:13:55) Doctor Mowinckel: But has stepped away from the Neuromancer film
(01:13:58) Gaby: Really?
(01:13:59) Doctor Mowinckel: And I can understand that.
(01:14:02) Gaby: Yeah.
(01:14:13) Doctor Mowinckel: Because it will be easier to get Pattern Recognition right, for film, than a Neuromancer film.
(01:14:49) Doctor Mowinckel: If they make Neuromancer faithful to the book, that’d totally be an NC-17 flick, wouldn’t it?
(01:14:53) Gaby: Probably!
(01:15:01) Gaby: Im concerned that people’ll see neuromancer and blow it off as a wannabe matrix because of all the ideology/plot cues the matrix series borrowed.
(01:15:15) Doctor Mowinckel: Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that.
(01:15:45) Gaby: Id totally make a neuromancer-based porn movie.
(01:16:23) Doctor Mowinckel: I’d be interested in a Pattern Recognition porn.
(01:16:29) Doctor Mowinckel: Because Cayce is a weird cat
(01:16:34) Doctor Mowinckel: And I’d love to know how she fucked.
(01:16:50) Doctor Mowinckel: Not in like a, oh that’s so hot, fap fap fap kind of way
(01:16:58) Doctor Mowinckel: But in a, how does this chick work her thing? kind of way.
(01:17:21) Gaby: I bet shes a domme.
(01:17:40) Doctor Mowinckel: explain plz
(01:18:52) Gaby: Probably your idea of a “dominatrix”, only females who are dominant prefer the word “domme” because “dominatrix” is associated with women who only dress up and put on a show for money or attention, while dommes are actually involved in the lifestyle
(01:19:24) Doctor Mowinckel: Maybe.
(01:19:28) Doctor Mowinckel: I could see that in her
(01:20:14) Doctor Mowinckel: I don’t think she’s on top
(01:20:30) Gaby: You can still control from the bottom!
(01:20:33) Doctor Mowinckel: ’cause remember the mentioning of Donny, and how she found the gun on his bed, what’s the front part of the bed called?
(01:20:59) Doctor Mowinckel: Anyway, she found his gun there.
(01:21:30) Gaby: True!
(01:21:49) Doctor Mowinckel: Now I’m really thinking about this.
(01:21:57) Doctor Mowinckel: Man, her and Parkaboy doin’ it, that’d be fucking weird to watch.
(01:22:01) Doctor Mowinckel: I would pay to watch that shit.
(01:22:08) Gaby: I would too!
(01:22:17) Gaby: She just seems like the type that would chain someone to a headboard and leave them naked in a hotel room with the door slightly ajar. I dont know why, but I can see her doing that.
(01:23:08) Doctor Mowinckel: It’d be fucked up to have Cayce in bed, ’cause you know she’d be all “Drape a sheet over that Sony TV over there”, and most people would be like “What why?”, but we would know why!
(01:23:24) Gaby: I know, right?!
(01:23:56) Doctor Mowinckel: if I were in that situation, I’d be like “Motherfucker, let’s get sanding sponges, and sand off every logo in the house, while we fuck!”
(01:24:00) Doctor Mowinckel: I wonder if she’d be into that?
(01:24:26) Gaby: Huh. I bet she would be.
(01:26:23) Doctor Mowinckel: I’m really thinking about this, like intently.
(01:26:29) Doctor Mowinckel: I really want to know how Cayce Pollard fucks.
(01:26:54) Doctor Mowinckel: She can’t be a blower, no fucking way.
(01:27:29) Gaby: Agreed!
(01:27:41) Doctor Mowinckel: I think this is making me come around to your line of thinking now, the thought of some dude being like “Hey Cayce, suck it”, and she’d be all “Psh”, then throw him down and get her way.
(01:27:59) Gaby: Exactly!
(01:28:14) Doctor Mowinckel: Do you think that’d be more of a release for her, like, from her job, where she has little control, just yes or no?
(01:28:43) Gaby: Thats why I totally think shed be a domme!
(01:28:47) Doctor Mowinckel: And just getting to totally fucking control a situation like that, she’d be really into it, the whole domme thing?
(01:28:50) Doctor Mowinckel: Yeah, I think I get it now.
(01:29:09) Doctor Mowinckel: I wonder how many other people have talked this in depth about Cayce Pollards sex life?
(01:29:25) Gaby: Like, 3 probably.
(01:29:39) Doctor Mowinckel: I’d say less than ten, easily.
(01:30:13) Doctor Mowinckel: You know, Parkaboy seems kind of squirrelly, like he’d be easy to run over in bed, maybe that’s part of why she dug him.
(01:30:36) Doctor Mowinckel: He’s like, a dick she’s comfortable with, and it’s a dick that she can fucking own.
(01:30:44) Gaby: I know, right?!
(01:30:54) Doctor Mowinckel: Is this the first you’ve thought about this?
(01:31:00) Doctor Mowinckel: I think you’ve thought about this before.
(01:31:19) Doctor Mowinckel: This is the first time I’ve thought about Cayce and Parkaboy together, but not the first time I’ve thought about Cayce fuckin’.
(01:31:54) Gaby: See, in many, MANY science fiction novels, the act of sex is brought up at least once.
(01:32:02) Gaby: So I like to think of what they’d be like in the act.
(01:32:05) Gaby: Sometimes I’m right!
(01:32:12) Doctor Mowinckel: Oh, I know. You can’t not fuck in hard sci-fi novels.
(01:32:36) Gaby: Seriously, its been ages since Ive read a book without at least one sex scene in it.
(01:32:46) Doctor Mowinckel: But it makes sense.
(01:33:04) Doctor Mowinckel: I mean, even NASA has okayed sex in space, not officially, but like, under the table.
(01:33:21) Gaby: Arent they researching it?
(01:33:51) Doctor Mowinckel: Yeah, I remember reading something about some…place, I don’t know if it was NASA, but someplace looking into whether or not you can have sex in space.
(01:34:08) Doctor Mowinckel: But NASA’s stance was like, people are going to be on long missions, and people like to fuck, it’s going to happen.
(01:35:58) Gaby: I wonder how it would work. Would the chance of conception go down or up, or would it depend on the angle or something?
(01:36:01) Gaby: Im curious now.
(01:36:09) Doctor Mowinckel: What I want to know
(01:36:13) Doctor Mowinckel: Has anyone spooged in space?
(01:36:21) Doctor Mowinckel: You know not all astronauts are fucking boy scouts.
(01:36:57) Doctor Mowinckel: I wonder if one of them got up there, grabbed like a baggy, held it out in front of him, jerked his meat off, caught it in the bag, and then shot that out into space?
(01:37:52) Gaby: BEST IDEA EVER
(01:39:01) Gaby: Now I have penis envy. I wanna shoot spooge out into space.
(01:39:28) Doctor Mowinckel: Man, in like, 200 years, maybe less, I bet every dude will have spooged in space, at least once.
(01:40:13) Doctor Mowinckel: I bet they’ll monetize that shit
(01:40:18) Doctor Mowinckel: And there will be space spooge rooms
(01:40:24) Doctor Mowinckel: With like, zero-g jizz moppers.
(01:40:31) Gaby: Man, now I’m really jealous. Us females gotta have something to shoot out into space.

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