Archive for August, 2009
Let’s say you get to choose two parents, two parents who retroactively raise you. You know what, that’s too negative, that’s like, implying your parents sucked and you want new parents, that’s not the case, that’s not what I’m getting at. Let’s say you got two pairs of parents, and you share a duplex or [...]
The first; If I had tits, girl tits, not even nice girl tits, not the flaps of man blubber I currently possess. I shouldn’t blab about what a disgusting tub of flab I am-, that rhymed, I know some of my chick friends read this, and I don’t think I need to be reinforcing upon [...]
Once, many moons ago, like, a year and a half ago, I wrote an article for an entertainment site I was involved with at the time. We’ve since broken up, but the article was about my five favourite creative commons songs out there. That is, my favourite songs out there that are free to download, [...]
I have this thing, with this font, Baddaboom!, I see it everywhere, I notice it, and I go “Huh, that’s Baddaboom!. I see that font around a lot”. I don’t really care for the font, either. I’ve used it, as has everyone who’s ever posed something in Gmod, but nowadays, I’m sick of it, but [...]
I wonder how many squirrels it would take to overpower and kill a man who was armed with say, a machete? Obviously the squirrels aren’t your typical see human, run away squirrels. These are like, vicious squirrel army squirrels. They’re not smart enough to go for major arteries or anything, but they can bite like [...]
My job doesn’t require a lot of thought, any thought. I sit on my butt all day, and file shit. It’s a pretty easy grind, and I kinda dig it. I usually bring my MP3 player to get my PodCast and audiobook on, actually I always bring my MP3 player, unless I forget it, which [...]
